1.20.2008

fermentation tanks


fermentation tanks, originally uploaded by pr9000.



Amina and I spent last weekend in San Francisco; I was heading to Macworld '08, four solid days of breakfast meetings, midmorning meetings, late morning meetings, lunch meetings, afternoon meetings, dinner parties, answering email and voicemail, passing out ... then starting all over again.

We took Saturday for Napa. We spent part of our honeymoon there, and we always ask ourselves "Why aren't we living here?" whenever we visit. This time, though, the usual wanderlust and charm were absent -- at least until I got home and discovered those sub-arctic temps everyone's heard about.

The first highlight of Napa was Palmaz Vineyards, a computer nerd's idea of the perfect winery. Dr. Julio Palmaz invented the heart stent. No, not a heart stent, but the mother-frigging first-ever heart stent. As you can imagine, that made him a slightly well-to-do man. He invested part of his vast fortune into a winery on the east side of Napa, just off the Sliverado Trail.

But not just any winery -- Palmaz dug* a cave the equivalent of an 18-storey building, and designed the vineyard around two extremely opposite technologies: gravity and computer software. All wine flows from level to level inside the cave via gravity. But the tanks the wine flows into is completely controled by complicated software that measures temperature, density, alcohol content and the number of rodents that fell in when the staff was off "sampling" products.**

Above is a photo of some of the fermentation tanks; there are two levels of tanks, both of which line the outside of the circular cave. The computer system can rotate the tracks on which the tanks sit -- think of a giant wristwatch, with each tank representing a number of the face of the clock. It's just amazing to see, and probably was the coolest vineyard I've ever seen.

* I doubt he actually dug the thing himself, but it's cool to imagine that one man could.
** That's what I'd do if I worked there.

1.19.2008

i'm back


a bridge too far, originally uploaded by pr9000.



It's 19 days into 2008, and I found myself about five different times thinking "I should write about this." And four of those times I thought "I used to have a blog; maybe I should write it there." (The fifth time I thought "Nobody wants to read about men's nipples.")

My good friend Slev Dupre (note: not his real name ... I think) used to write for a site I ran long, long ago, and he's a great storyteller. He stopped writing when the site went under, or at least he stopped writing in a venue I could access. And besides, the nice people in the white coats only gave him crayons after a while, which I understand hampers the creative process. But he's better now, and he's started blogging again at The Nude Bone, which is kind of a sick title for one's blog if you ask me.

Anyway, he's started blogging again. And my other co-conspirator, John Avelis (note: his real name ... I think) had been writing for a while at Coffee and Diapers about his post-childbirth life in the smallest state in the Union. I wonder if he knows about this Coffee and Diapers -- somewhat diametrically opposed to his, but I imagine he'd be supportive of this story (or at least its headline).

So what the hell, I'm thinking ... maybe I'll start posting again. But I'll only do it if I get to post some pictures at the same time, and guess what? It's my blog, so I can do what I want.

Consider this my return to the internets.

8.31.2007

they say he looks like me


, originally uploaded by beths96.

Mom and Beth both swear that holding Ryan is like holding me when I was his age.

Watching him shovel in the food just confirms that fact. :)

8.29.2007

in case you're wondering, i composed that song myself.

You ever get tired of people telling you how talented you are?

Me neither.

And yet, after a few years of hearing "You know, you're a good photographer" ... I finally took the hint and decided to do something about it.

Now I have some ground rules:
  • No ugly children.


  • That's all I've managed to come up with so far. "No ugly children" should be on a t-shirt somewhere, actually. It reminds me of something I heard once from good ol'G. Ogden Nutting C. Montgomery Burns ... "I don't like being outside, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children."

    I keed, I keed ... fat children are fine (I used to be one myself). I'm just looking to find some good subjects to build the portfolio for now. I want to focus on child and family photography, with hopefully some pets thrown in for good measure.

    I really enjoy taking pictures, especially the candid, "photojournalism" shots, because they can show the subject's true personality. It's uniquely rewarding to look at a photo afterward and realize you caught it for a fleeting moment.

    So hit the site, make my bandwidth costs soar and sign up today. Maybe I'll be able to retire one day.

    8.24.2007

    i'm sorry, but my niece is gorgeous


    , originally uploaded by beths96.

    8.16.2007

    all dialog guaranteed true

    A client's issue just magically repaired itself; the vendor sent me this classic Dilbert in an email:



    So then I wrote:

    8.15.2007

    me reporter. me good at math.

    This article about high food prices made me laugh, out of pity for the reporter and editor(s) who think the italicized comment is insightful:
    In broad terms, the economy isn't terrible ... But it is for those Americans who are pinched by rising food and gasoline costs, and that’s a lot of folks. Half the nation’s families earn below the median family income of about $56,000. Three-fifths of American families report income under $70,000.
    Yeah. Half make above the median too. That's why it's a median.

    The article is correct about rising food prices, though ... I'm seeing that every time I go to the grocery store.

    8.10.2007

    "You're awesome. That's all that needs to be said" ... about 30 times, apparently.

    My wife and I are big fans of Top Chef on Bravo. We're also fans of Anthony Bourdain (and for that I have my former team member T to thank).

    Nevertheless, the sycophantic praise of Bourdain borders on the insane. Every time the man farts, people praise its smell, texture and sound.  Need evidence? Check out his very entertaining blog about the most recent Top Chef episode. Ignore that Bravo makes you click six times to read the whole piece ... ignore the crazy design of the web page, daring the reader to pay attention to the words ...

    But don't ignore the comments. I got through 53 of them, and found that 30 were nothing but unadulterated praise of Bourdain.

    Don't believe me? Check this out:

    I've always adored anthony bordain ... WIth blogs like yours, I think I look forward to reading about the show more than I like watching it! ... Your observations are always spot on (and a delight to read, as are all your books). ... Love the comments from Anthony B., he always keeps it real. ... your humor and candor is sorely needed! ... This is scaring me. Are you inside my head now? ... Telling it like it is... Mr. Bourdain, you are right on ... Ah, Chef Bourdain...a rare treat. ... Go, Tony, go! The truth will set us all free. ... You're awesome. That's all that needs to be said. ... You are truly amazing Mr Bourdain. You are so cool!!!!!!!!! ... I love you Anthony never leave us ... I find your blogs insightful, and extremely entertaining. If only life could be narrated by you ... First off I've recently become a huge fan of You Mr. B........I love U, ... OMG - Anthony; you always manage to keep me thoroughly entertained. ... Once again, I hate you!! Not only am I envious of your way with food, but I am jealous of your way with words. ... Once again, Chef, laugh out loud funny and absolutely true. ... Your blog said it all. ... "Snarkologist?" OMG, I am so in love with you! ... Well played Chef, well played indeed! ... Bravo! You hit every single important point of the episode. ... Hello Mr. Bourdain~ You are a riot! I am thrilled that you have your own blog now along with everyone else. ... Simply put this is ther best TC blog I have read. ... Anthony, you rock! ... Yours are the best blogs of all (sorry, everybody else). ... Mr Bourdain: That was a helluva blog. That was the best blog of all time ever. You are God. ... Excellent blog, Lord Bourdain. I was all a-tingle to see you are becoming a regular blogger here ... AB is nail on the head as always. ... Oh Tony... as if I didn't love you enough already, you bust out the Simpsons reference and bring up Mr. Teeny. ... Mr. Bourdain, you are fantastic, sir, absolutely fantastic. ...

    8.08.2007

    rose


    , originally uploaded by pr9000.