in bed

i just gave a presentation -- one that was created by a group, edited by a group, and yet presented by one person. odd how that happens ...

anyway. throughout there are "mission statements" galore. i decided that henceforth, the new rule about "bullshit bingo"-type statments should be that they all end with "in bed."

so ...

drive company performance by providing fast, reliable, innovative technology solutions ... we strive for Operational Excellence and continued Innovation.


in bed.

(note: capitalizations are in original, to show how important these things are!)