on the bus

i was sitting behind this woman who was the epitome of put-togetherness ... natural sandy blonde hair, pulled into a ponytail, and every strand was in perfect horizontal alignment -- nothing was out of place ... black suit with power seafoam-blue silk blouse, and its collar was out over the collar of the suit ... reading some sort of report, and i noticed her perfectly manicured nails, though oddly enough, they were either clear-coated or she wasn't wearing any kind of polish ...

and then, when i followed her off the bus and got to street level -- i see she's about 4'9". in heels, even.

i laughed all the way to my office.