9.23.2005

funniest joke i heard all week

thanks to mr. duffy ...

When Mr. Wonderful, Lil' Tommy Brady died, he got to heaven and God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Lil' Tommy," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Lil' Tommy felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler logo flag, and in every window, a Terrible towel.

Mr Wonderful, Lil' Tommy Brady looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 3 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Lil Tommy?"

"Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Oh no Lil' Tommy, that's not Ben's house, it's mine."

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