the scotus 9

what if the supreme court were a baseball team?

4. John Roberts: You want your Chief Justice cleaning up. He’s the engine that really drives the motor of the legal system in this country, and he’s got to be the linchpin of your order. I’ll tell you, too. John Roberts can really hit a hanging curveball a mile. See, a hanging curveball hangs - rather than drop down to the hitter’s knees, it stays up in the zone, about yay-high. When you pitch a ball like that to an experienced barrister like John Roberts, you’re in for a world of trouble. Just like David Wells the other night!