i'd like to see the doctor's note on this

Can you imagine not going to work tomorrow because you hurt your foot? And when your supervisor asks you why, you say, "Well ... I kicked a burning terrorist in the balls so hard that I tore a tendon in my foot" ...

Reading this story reminded me of Larry David's desire to help out his fellow man on "Curb Your Enthusiasm." To set the clip up, the chef of Larry's new restaurant has Tourette's Syndrome.

My favorite part: "Fellatio. Cunnilingus. French kissing. (pause) Rim job!"