1.15.2009

FABA

Sure, Gwyneth. All your “friends” are calling you all the time with questions like, “I want a sink that looks midcentury, but a contemporary version of a midcentury,” or “I want a new chandelier for the foyer that’s ostentatious, but, like, ostentatious in the Moroccan-casino-in-1953 sense,” or “Where can I find a reputable organic plastic surgeon?” If that’s true, then it’s true for exactly two people: Gwyneth Paltrow and her equally smug, inquisitive friend. Just start a very small circulation newsletter called FABA (for assholes, by assholes), and leave everyone else out of it. Why have a website at all? Oh right, the condescension high.

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