Sure, Gwyneth. All your “friends” are calling you all the time with questions like, “I want a sink that looks midcentury, but a contemporary version of a midcentury,” or “I want a new chandelier for the foyer that’s ostentatious, but, like, ostentatious in the Moroccan-casino-in-1953 sense,” or “Where can I find a reputable organic plastic surgeon?” If that’s true, then it’s true for exactly two people: Gwyneth Paltrow and her equally smug, inquisitive friend. Just start a very small circulation newsletter called FABA (for assholes, by assholes), and leave everyone else out of it. Why have a website at all? Oh right, the condescension high.
"And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt." – Sylvia Plath
1.15.2009
FABA
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