i'm sorry, but this is so crude it's funny

one of my favorite blogs, the hot librarian, just told a story that i shit you not will have you spitting liquid out your nose. it's just obscenely funny and inappropriate:

I never want to hear my mother talk about dicks in the most general of senses, not even if it was like, "Come here and look at this picture I downloaded of Paul Walker's giant dick!" I don't even want to hear that. My mother is asexual and I was grown in a cabbage patch. The End.

you'll just have to read it all. not at work, please.