... touching paws while you're on the electric blanket because it's eight freaking degrees below zero outside and you're a lazy cat whose lazier cat sister is taking up more than half the blanket and you just want to remind her who was here first even though she won't listen and besides the dog is the real boss anyway and i haven't eaten for a few minutes and i'm going into ketosis so this might be the end and i'll just fall over and die right on the hardwood floor until mom or dad comes over and pokes me in my stomach at which point i'll wake up and follow them into the bathroom and cry and cry while they do their business ...
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